The UN refugee agency says its goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie is in Haiti to meet with earthquake victims......poor Brad.....she'll likely come home with 50 kids.
Actually Jolie just told CNN she is only there to help all children right now.....but, agencies are worried that adopting Haitians could become a fad......"Has your Haitian arrived yet"....."No, had to return ours, it didn't speak English"....."Imagine!".....
Kate Gosselin has a new book, "I Just Want You to Know," scheduled for release in April......you can read that....or stab yourself in the thigh with scissors.
Ellen DeGeneres, the newest judge on "American Idol," says Simon Cowell is "meaner" than she thought.........and "his breasts are bigger then mine"
Nearly eight months after Michael Jackson's death, the official autopsy report in the pop star's death has finally been released...... "Acute Propofol Intoxication" was the cause of Jackson's death.....in other news Kirstie Alley is still fat.
Men look forward to Valentine's Day about as much as women look forward to the Super Bowl.....It's all a guilt trip thought up by women...."we put up with football all year....blah, blah...."
The Space Shuttle Endeavour arrived to a warm welcome at the International Space Station early Wednesday.....well that's a bit of an understatement.....they finally delivered the required parts to fix the tiolet
A new study suggests water levels could rise 2 1/2 feet by the next century along the eastern coast of Nova Scotia......just an excuse to raise transportation costs because Europe is farther away.
Canadian astronaut Bob Thursk who has spent more time in space than any other Canadian was given an honoury degree at the University of Calgary......he still doesn't have his "earth legs".....they led him in on a rope like a balloon at the Macy's parade.
A man in Tennessee wants to convert his house into a combination music hall and Jewish sperm bank........I got nothing....
Starting to embrace Facebook a little more....it is fun to chat with people you haven't seen in years.....some of them.....not embracing Farmville.....I grew up in Farmville.
In Liburn, Georgia, a man walked into Walmart, grabbed a baseball bat
and then smashed 29 television sets......some people just can't get over Peyton's pick in the Superbowl. (assist to the comic giant Jerry Perisho) see his link at right-----> right Jerry!
Former U.S. President Bill Clinton is doing well after having a heart procedure yesterday.....the operation was done in Newfoundland because a patient cancelled last week.
As the games begin
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