SID THE KID!!

I think we just won the gold medal for hockey...I hope so...just woke up in a pile of empties with a chicken wing sticking out of my mouth.

Barack Obama owes Stephan Harper a case of Canadian for winning gold in hockey....Liberal handler's decided their leader Michael Ignatieff, should watch the game at Stornoway.....he couldn't remember who to cheer for. (lived in the states for 30+ years)

Russian President Medvedev is calling for the resignations of it's Olympic officials after its worst-ever performance in Vancouver......"If they don't resign, we will help them," he said, unclipping his holster.

Now the real games begin........bring on the piss test.......who took steroids, who is male, who is female.....who is neither.

Canada's air-security agency has ordered officers to stop the routine screening of travellers of the opposite sex.....the officers asked for more time..."to make sure we feel...er....scan every female athlete leaving Vancouver for...um...safety reasons."

Sony says some PlayStation 3 users are experiencing a connection failure when signing onto the PlayStation Network and is trying to fix what's gone wrong......the company suggests user's try something new while waiting.....like a shower....or looking out the window.

Ontario's medical regulatory body, the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario, has launched a probe into unnecessary mastectomies performed at Windsor hospitals....the missing boobs have been seen at several Ottawa political functions.

A study says it would be technically and economically feasible to build a domed stadium in downtown Regina....it's just not technically and economically feasible to have a sports team in downtown Regina.....the study went on to say...."It could easily be converted into a grain storage facility"

The trial of Syncrude Canada over the deaths of 1,600 ducks in a northern Alberta pond opened Monday with the company asking for a new judge....."we tried to buy this one and we can't....that's not how we roll"

Canadian researchers have developed a new index to score patients being discharged from hospital on their likelihood of dying or being readmitted in the next 30 days.....four key variables being: 1 length of stay in hospital. 2 acuity of the original admission. 3 emergency department use. 4 ownership of a Toyota.

I enjoyed the Olympics more than I thought I would....that's bad when your sarcastic....dam it!!!
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