THE TENNESSEE TUT

Researchers say King Tut's parents were brother and sister.....ahh......that explains why they found a banjo in the tomb.

Argentina has escalated its fight with Britain over oil drilling rights in the Falkland Islands.....it's a UN plan.....every 25 yrs or so they let the British attack Argentina to boost moral.

New studies show that obese men tend to have sperm that are less mobile than those produced by thinner men.....but they get a better parking spot.

A Scottish terrier named Sadie won Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.......already a Lab-collie mix.....a beagle with a large tongue.....and a Dachsund with no papers are claiming to have had her.

A Pennsylvania woman is accused of missing twice, but finally striking, her 21-year-old son with a Louisville Slugger baseball bat.....the third swing he was hanging in the strike zone....it'll get better as the season rolls on.

Golfer Tiger Woods will speak publicly for the first time Friday since his problems started......he will announce he's quitting pro golf to join the Cincinnati Bengels.

British police have arrested a BBC television anchor after he told viewers he carried out a mercy killing on a former gay lover.....he won't say who or when it was.....the former lover wasn't sick.....he wanted to paint their bedroom mauve....GASP!

Love letters and telegrams written by J.F.K. to a 21-year old Swedish beauty Gunilla Post whom he met on the Riveria in 1953 are going up for auction.....the romance ended abrubtly after JFK crashed a window smashed Caddie into a fire hydrant.

Mattel unveiled their new "Geek Barbie" dressed in spangled leggings and wearing a Bluetooth headset..... she was a last-minute replacement for "Wall Street Barbie" who was last seen boarding a plane for the Caymen Islands.

Rapper Jay-Z has been caught up in a race scandal following allegations security at his BRIT Awards afterparty on Tuesday banned white people from entering the VIP area.....in a hastily prepared statement.....Jay-Z said "y'all learn how to dance and next year your in!"

Underwear manufacturer Triumph is accusing Beyonce of wearing lingerie in her Video Phone promo that is a direct copy of one of their designs......I will have to study these photos more closely and get back to you.

Janie Hendrix, who controls Jimi's estate, has confirmed there will be a Hendrix edition of Rock Band before the end of 2010, marking the 40th anniversary of his death......each game comes with 12 hits of acid.

A wildlife photographer who planned to spend the winter living in a remote trailer in the wilderness of northeastern B.C. narrowly escaped starving to death after he failed to pack enough provisions.....after being rescued by the RCMP, the man said his only visitor was an unusually large hairy man who demanded his film.

Newspaper Headline: "Conservatives and Liberals remain tied...... in voter support"......dam....I was hoping it would say "to the back of a bus"