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Tuesday, March 2, 2010

I'M SO VAIN....THAT SONGS ABOUT ME

Scanning sports channels through the day after Olympics.....looks like it's back to the world poker tour. (sigh)

On this day in 1992: Armenia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Moldova, San Marino, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan join the United Nations......causing 827 news anchors to shoot themselves.

A new study suggests that surroundings with dim lighting or no lights at all may trigger dishonesty in people.....makes sense.....look at Iran's leader.....Mahmoud Immadimmabulb.

A judge in New York City has granted Ozzy Osbourne permission to move forward with his lawsuit against former bandmate Tony Iommi.........the next step is getting Ozzie to remember what he was sueing for.

Part of downtown Calgary was shut down on Tuesday morning as emergency crews worked to free a man who fell down a manhole......shouldn't he just pop out on another level still reading his newspaper?

Tiger Woods is back at home after a week of family counselling in Arizona.....in other news, a number of night-clubs in Florida had to close due to missing waitresses.

Jerry Brown announces run for California governor......in other news, Linda Ronstad will release a super new record!

German police detained a nightclub reveler they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car....he was released after promising never to snort thier drugs again.

The Smithsonian Institution has rejected a donation of the suit O.J. Simpson wore when he was acquitted of murdering his ex-wife and her friend.....as they handed back the coat, a black leather glove fell out of the inner pocket.

Carly Simon has laughed off reports record label boss David Geffen is the man who inspired her hit You're So Vain - branding the assumptions a "funny mistake".....she say's there's a clue in an acoustic version of You're So Vain on her latest album, "Never Been Gone".....could be me.....I live in "Nova Scotia" seen the "total eclipse of the sun".......but, I've never done well at "Saratoga"......I'm "where I should be all the time".....Don't know any "under-world spies".....but I am vain. Stay tuned. @ben_burnett on Twitter,  Friend me on Facebook, send me a howdy at this e-mail ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca