U.S. President Barack Obama made a rare appearance Wednesday on Fox News.....he must think he's Capt. Kirk....."to boldly go where no sane politician has gone before"
Tools suggest the ancestors of the hobbit-like species of humans colonized the Indonesian island of Flores much earlier than previously thought......hey....I'm not crazy about researchers either but there is no need to call them names.
Pepsi announces all sugary soft drinks will be removed from schools by 2012.....2012?....are they using one truck for the whole planet?
RadarOnline.com has learned that Charlie Sheen – by his own choice – is being followed by a “sober coach” all day to make sure that he does not drink or do drugs......I thought all married men had one of those.....it's called a "wife".....I suppose in this case....
The Pope has sent a letter to Irish Catholics saying he hopes it will start the healing......to which the victims of abuse replied "If there's a big cheque with the letter".
A Swiss watch designer has made a watch from dinosaur dung.......now when you point at your watch and say it's a shitty time of the day......you really mean it.
Eighties pop icon Boy George was in for a shock when he met Lady Gaga for the first time.......she asked him to autograph her genitalia........Boy George was aghast, stating "everyone knows I don't touch those things"
A scholar says he has found a “lost” Shakespearean play.......the plot sounds interesting..........something about blue creatures that live in a fantasy world.
ABBA star Anni-Frid Reuss has ruled out a much-anticipated band reunion, insisting it's "too late for that" at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York on Monday night........and I think I speak for all rock and roll fans every where when I say "Thankyou...thankyou....thankyou!!!!!"
John McCain and Sarah Palin will campaign together in Arizona for his Senate re-election bid......that reveals that deep down he wants to retire.
Escalating tension in the Middle East since VP Joe Biden left the area....."Where should I go now Barack?....Korea?"
A study says that people in power make better liars.....obviously those researchers never watched Tiger's press release.
Watching the PGA Transitions Championship and can't help but notice that Kenny Perry is sponsored by them.....waiting for Kenny to say....... "if I didn't have these goddam glasses on, I might be able to putt!!"
While on the golf subject, wouldn't it be great to be rich enough to have a house on a course that hosts a PGA event?.....just sit in your back yard and wait patiently for an errant drive....."Hey Mickelson.....get the %$@& off my lawn!!!!!!"
Dats all for today....weather in Cape Breton this week is amazing....people in T-shirts....read a good one yesterday....cartoon bear picking his teeth say's "Send more hunters...the last ones were delicious!" drop me a line ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca or follow on Twitter @ben_burnett and you can sometimes find me iritating people on Facebook.
As the games begin
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