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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

AHMADIMMABULB GROWING FLOWERS ?

Tennis star Rafael Nadal will appear in a new Shakira video......perfect.....in the video he can pull her shorts out of her ass too.

Iran is denying that it plans to build two new uranium enrichment plants....Ahmadimmabulb said it is a translation mistake....they actually said "geranium" enrichment

The first guest to visit Jay Leno’s return to The Tonight Show will be former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.....they won't need any jokewriters for that show......Jay won't even need to speak.

Scientists have successfully transplanted much of a human liver into a mouse......but given the size differance....it now looks like a liver with tiny ears and a twitchy nose.

The Guinness Book of Records says a 250-pound blue Great Dane from Arizona is the tallest dog ever on record......of course the "dirtiest" dog on record is still Tiger Wood's.

An image of an ant lifting 100 times its body weight taken by a zoologist won first prize in a science photography contest......only one other photo like it exists.....Tom Arnold carrying Roseanne over the thresh-hold.

Illegal gambling has spread rapidly across Russia since a new law came into force last July banning casinos and slots machines.....the gambling places are easy to spot....just look for the "Dogs playing Poker" picture above the back room door.

Teen sensation Justin Bieber was forced to cut short an in-store appearance in Paris, France on Monday after thousands of fans descended on the venue......the event quickly resumed when the French realized it wasn't Danny DeVito.

Nfld. Premier Danny Williams says he knew his trip to the United States for heart surgery earlier this month would cause controversy, but he said his personal health is more important then any public fallout over the decision......."I'm probably going to be around for a long time, hopefully, if God willing," he said.....much to the dismay of "Steve" and the boys in Ottawa.

The Canadian Olympic Committee raised the white flag Monday on the host team's goal of finishing first overall in the medal count.....we will not "own" the podium.....we never will......the "mortgage" is too high.

A new report from Harvard University states, Canada has some of the slowest and most expensive internet access in the developed world.....and they said our Olympic hockey team is the same.

Tough regulations governing the U.S. credit card industry took effect on Monday...a spokesperson said "It's in nobody's interest to lend people money they can't afford to repay".....unless it's 1890 and you own a coal mine.

MLB---Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez has indicated that 2010 will be his final season with the team.....he said he plans to join the Dominican Ladies Soccer team.

The New England Patriots have pinned the franchise tag on Pro Bowl nose tackle Vince Wilfork.....and how do you pin a tag on a 6ft 2", 330 lb football player....VERY CAREFULLY

Getting ready for the big Can. vs Ger. hockey match tonight...I may tweet tonight....@ben_burnett....e-mail ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca  and I'm on Facebook