CANADIAN HOCKEY PLAYERS OUT OF CONTROL!

The IOC will investigate the behaviour of some Canadian women's hockey players who celebrated on the ice with cans of beer and bottles of champagne, and smoked cigars with their gold medals draped around their necks after the venue had emptied.....the IOC also said  "while the scratching and belching can be tolerated....they have to stop grabbing the IOC officials by the ass"

Pakistan has agreed to hand over to Afghanistan captured Afghan Taliban number two....the guy must be a real shit. (badumpa kisssh)

Italy's highest court overturned a guilty verdict Thursday for British lawyer David Mills, who was accused of taking a bribe to lie in court in the 1990s to protect Premier Silvio Berlusconi...."Da's all ya need ta know, Kay? Foget about it."

The chief executive of TD Bank, Ed Clark, took a five per cent cut to his paycheque in 2009 ($10.4 million) as the banking industry endured a turbulent year.....I know what your thinking..... another victim of the recession.....how can he go home to his family.

A man who renovates old homes has found and returned the wallet lost by a man more than 60 years ago in Ohio.....old man questions missing $4 dollars.

On this day in 1952, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill announces that his nation has an atomic bomb.......turns out to be the corn beef and cabbage Winston had the day before.

Aerosmith have announced their "Cocked, Locked and Ready to Rock" European summer tour - with Steven Tyler.....The band made the announcement Thursday...... It also posted a video on its website in which Tyler, sitting with the rest of the band, jokes: "I just auditioned and I got the gig." .....unfortunately Tyler then tripped over a mic stand and hit his head on the coffee table.

Whitney Houston has suffered another setback in her ongoing tour of Australia...fans walked out of her show in Australia on Wednesday night after the singer's voice began to fail.....reportedly coughing through her set and taking breaks to catch her breath.....she insists everything will be fine as soon as Bobby joins her on the tour.

Madonna's former lover, 23 yr old Jesus Luz was forced to stop his DJ set in Brazil on Sunday after a rowdy clubgoer threw a drink in his face.....prompting him to storm off into a corner, where he reportedly broke down in tears....sobbing, he said "I'm telling my Mommy...or child molester....or what ever she is!"

Doctors say they can now use the HPV vaccine on young boy's as well as young girls......went on to say...."Adam Lambert and Johnny Weir will still have to wait"

NFL----The Pittsburgh Steelers have agreed to a three-year contract with 6' 1"....340 lb Pro Bowl nose tackle Casey Hampton.....mostly because they are terrified.

This is a long one but.....Helena Guergis, minister of state for the status of women, issued an apology Thursday to Charlottetown airport workers and Air Canada staff for throwing a tantrum last week....her and an aide arrived late...she had to be asked twice to remove her footwear.....(must have had a hole in her socks).....when she did, she allegedly "slammed her boots into the bin provided," and said, 'Happy f--king birthday to me. I guess I'm stuck in this hellhole.'"....shouted at her aide to 'Get those for me. I'm not walking around here in sock feet."
And she wasn't done yet.....When an Air Canada employee reminded her that passengers are expected to be at the airport two hours before departure, Guergis allegedly shouted, "I don't need to be lectured about flight time by you. I've been down here working my ass off for you people.".....The PM's office said from now on, "an assistant will walk in front and lay down a cape should her highness have to remove her footwear in the future."

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