GAGA IS OUR SAVIOUR

Elton John has sparked a storm of internet protest after suggesting Jesus Christ was gay in a new online interview......in another stunning revelation he said...."And he has come to save us, in his earthly form as Lady GaGa"

A Maryland state legislator wants to propose a new state law that would ban marriages between first cousins.....a spokesperson from Alabama was quoted...."Next thing ya know, you won't even be able to marry yer little sister"

For an hour or so on Thursday afternoon, Gordie Lightfoot was reported to have died...."If You Could Read My Mind" was a big hit for him.....Gordies 71 now.....he wishes somebody could read his mind and change his "Depend"

People around the world can now go online to peek inside the den of a rare kermode bear in British Columbia while the animal hibernates.......or the Dupont website has a wonderful expose on paint drying.

Susan Boyle sparked fresh fears for her health after collapsing at a London airport on Tuesday morning.....incredibly she didn't drop her plate of haggis and mushie peas....she was later cleared to fly....off on a broom.

The FBI is investigating the motive of a man who set his house on fire and killed himself and at least one other person when he crashed his plane into a Texas tax agency office......Officials said that 54-year-old Joe Stack had left a six-page self-described "rant" dated Thursday and signed "Joe Stack (1956-2010)".......you don't suppose that had anything to do with it.

Steven Tyler has confirmed he's returning to Aerosmith for summer festival shows in Europe, insisting he's "excited" about the prospect of playing live again......early line in Vegas has Tyler falling off the stage at the first concert at 2-1......Joe Perry "axeing" him with a Gibson at 5-1 and back to rehab within six months is even money right now.

One of “American Idol’s” latest rumors has Liam Gallagher from Oasis fame as a replacement for Simon Cowell......perfect....then get his brother Noel at the other end of the panel and let the games begin.

Pres. Obama met with the Dalai Lama at the White House, Thursday.....VP Joe Biden remarked that you can make a really nice sweater out of their hair.

A scientist with the U.S. Geological Survey announced that metals known as “Rare Earth" are in short supply....well ya....they haven't put out an album since the 70's and they were Motown sound not metal.

The president of Toyota Motors says he will testify before a Congressional committee about auto recalls.....he will re-iterate that he does not take steroids and he wants to talk about the future, not the past.

An L.A. judge ruled Thursday that Chris Brown, who is on probation for assaulting his then girlfriend Rihanna, can travel out of the United States for concerts. The countries Brown is permitted to travel to weren't immediately disclosed......insiders say it will be in the middle east.....where Brown says "they know how to treat a woman"

Have to run.....Miller and I are in the 2-man sled race at the Olympics tomorrow......follow me on twitter...ben_burnett.....or send me an e-mail    ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca    and  I'm on Facebook.