This day in 1875: The first ever organized indoor game of ice hockey is played in Montreal, Canada......as well as the first use of the phrase "Leafs Suck".
French Prime Minister Francois Fillon declared his country a "national catastrophe" after a winter storm unleashed hurricane-force winds that battered France....... plunging temperatures to record lows.......the Prime Minister apologized for not having white wine to serve coastal residents while delivering relief pate and fromage.
Same sex marriage is legal in Washington, D.C. as of today......might as well....what happens on a honeymoon happens in D.C. daily regardless of gender.
The 13-year-old son of Jermaine Jackson, Jafar, ordered a stun gun through the mail and had it sent to the Jackson family home.....Jermaine Jackson's children live in the home as well as Michael's children.....who wouldn't if Joe Jackson's hanging around.
Lil Wayne was heading to his sentencing after pleading guilty in a 2007 gun case but a fire shut down the courthouse and postponed the already-delayed proceeding.....it's a government ploy to save money.....they figure sooner or later someone will shoot him anyway.
Researchers at the University of Wisconsin and University of Michigan found that children aged three to five succumbed to the same marketing pressures as young adults....so don't be surprised to find a pony being delivered when you get home today.
One of the most common weed killers in the world, atrazine, can chemically castrate male frogs, turning them into females that lay eggs.....if this evolves up the food chain.....how soon 'til I can go screw myself?
Watching Entertainment Tonight talk about the upcoming Oscar's.....how starved for news are they......I don't care if or how Mo'Nique shaves her legs.
Naomi Campbell’s chauffeur claims the model punched him so hard on the back of the head, that his head hit the steering wheel causing bruises under the eye......no charges.....the police are terrified of her.
Nicolas Chartier, producer of The Hurt Locker, has become the first ever Oscar nominee to be banned from the ceremony...... because he wrote an email asking for votes for his film...“not the $500-million film”.....so that's why I'm not invited.....I ran down Avatar too.
The Chile quake shifted Earth’s axis to shorten length of a day a bit.....so when your late today gentlemen.....try it....."Honey, it's the earthquake, it just seems like I'm late"
Some fish oil capsules sold as health supplements contain trace amounts of PCBs, according to a lawsuit filed Tuesday in California by an environmental group......so no more squeezing oil out of 3 eyed fish.
NHL trade deadline ends soon....I have a no-trade clause. Follow me on Twitter for blog updates, I'm heckling on Facebook and please send me an e-mail just to say "hey" ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca
As the games begin
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