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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE....SO THERE JAGGER!!!

More Canadians are feeling caught in a time crunch, struggling to meet the competing demands of work and family, according to a new report.....there is more but I didn't have time to read it.

Montreal-based Quebecor announced plans for Sun TV News, a new Canadian all-news TV network, in Toronto Tuesday.......The network is believed to be modelled after the commercially successful right-wing U.S. network Fox News Channel......I hope so....more material for comedians.

A 22-year-old Victoria woman claims she was misled by a man from India who, she says, married her to get into Canada and dropped her after he obtained his visa.......she say's....."His family thinks Canadian people are stupid"…...just the politicians dear.

Canadian Institute for Health Information released a report stating those who live in poor neighbourhoods were twice as likely to be hit by a car than those in the most affluent areas......I wonder if that has to do with the fact that they have to walk because they can't afford a car?

The author of a popular children's book about a character named "Sir Fartsalot" had a reading at an Ottawa public school cut short on Thursday over language the principal found objectionable......he was concerned about a character in the new book called "Mrs. Imavitch, which rhymes with a derogatory word.......sounds like the principal is a "nickhead"

Robert Pattinson, of Twilight fame said in an interview “I guess I just thought if too many good things happen, then you’re going to die at 30,”......don't worry crying teenage girls.....hopefully just his career will be dead by 30.

The $10-million complex on the CBU Campus opened yesterday.... includes a 57,780-square-foot air supported dome, a full size soccer turf field, an all-weather eight-lane track, beach volleyball courts and a community fitness centre......officials are calling it the battle against obesity and inactive people in Cape Breton.....psssst, I know where we can hide!
 
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