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CBS’ “Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains,” the reality series’ 20th season, premiering Feb. 11....Richard Hatch, who was convicted in 2006 of failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he earned for winning the Borneo-set first season of “Survivor” in 2000 denied on show....too bad, Hatch said he would have taken to the next level, not only naked, but with a banana shoved up his ass.

30th Razzie nominations are out.....no big surprises...except for Sandra Bullock, Oscar nod for "The Blind Side", Razzie nod for “All about Steve”....could be a first....naw, not with Paris Hilton in the running

Harvey Levins TMZ brought in 15 million in ad revenue last year.....(nobody watches those shows).....Levin is now hiring for TMZ Sports, figures he can pester them as well.....”I don't really see a difference between a sports star and a celebrity"........has he seen a pissed off Shaq?

Underwear bomber talking now, giving intelligence.........intelligence and underwear bomber in the same sentence?

Ex Guns and Roses guitar player Slash is offering fans the chance to join him in the studio - he's launched a contest which will see one lucky devotee record an album with the legendary guitarist.......then a year later he'll launch a huge smear campaign denying any involvement

Western governments reacted skeptically Wednesday to Iran's offer to send its uranium abroad for enrichment and ease global tensions over its nuclear program.....On Tuesday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said his country is prepared to follow the UN request.....German president suggests his eyes are too close together

More Mahmoud.....he kills me....well, hope not......Iran announced Wednesday it has successfully launched a three-metre-long research rocket carrying a mouse, two turtles and worms into space....President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said it showed Iran could defeat the West in the battle of technology....he shouted while riding it into space wearing a cowboy hat and spurs

Madonna is said to be single again after the 23 yr old Brazilian underwear model called off their relationship.......he finally learned how to add.....let's see, when i'm 30, she'll be....EEWWW!!!

My birthday was Jan 29, there's still birth-day cake left....stale.....apparently I don't get fresh dessert, "Well it's your b-day cake!!!!".....“No respect” I say while adjusting invisible tie

A court has dismissed a case against baseball announcer Bob Uecker for claiming that a woman was stalking him......... the court felt the statements were......”juuuusssst a bit outrageous”.

Honeybees can recognize faces, according to researchers........”hey that's the prick who swatted at me yesterday.......I'm gonna sting his ass!!!!

More than 75 stars gathered to re-record the 1985 charity anthem "We are the World" in the same Hollywood recording studio where the original was cut 25 years ago....fortunately Michael Jackson's head has not been buried yet, so he was there as well.

My vote for the most pretentious commercial.....Mercedes E-class....”This is Mercedes Benz” ....come in to a dealer, if your worthy we may sell you one......only way it could be worse.....said in a German accent.

That's it that's all folks.....I'm on facebook and twitter and assorted meds....ben_burnett for tweets or e-mail me....... ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca