"Lost" is on, I can't find it!!!

The first show for the final season of “Lost” was on Tuesday night....I couldn't find it in the TV guide.

Scientists have detected glimmers of awareness in some vegetative brain-injury patients and have even communicated with one of them......although the "awareness" was some what embarrassing when the male patient was shown a picture of Pam Anderson.

Nova Scotia's auditor general slammed the Province's expense system Wednesday and said several politicians had filed "excessive and unreasonable" claims....I think the same thing has happened in other Provinces, Ottawa and the States.....you don't think politicians are all the same do you?....Na.

Jamaican bobsled team banned from Vancouver Olympics...the British Columbian government fears the lucrative bud industry could become infected.

University students have protested against Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez all week over the shutting down of TV stations.....next week it's "All Hugo, All The Time"

 Tom Scholz from the '70's group "Boston", is urging fans to beware of impostors - after learning a club promoter lost $5,000.......the promoter said he had “More than a Feeling”

Cosmopolitan proclaims the thong to be dead....the hot undergarment for women is boy shorts....hah...I'll be the judge of that!!

An Australian newspaper reports that Tiger Woods could be out of sex rehab and back on the links in two weeks...unconfirmed....I don't like to name drop, but I'll let you know when Tig gets back to me...OK

Just a little hurt that my wife refuses to re-instate me as VP of her E-bay company.......something about irregularities in the book-keeping.

Since Michael Jackson overdosed on elephant strength anaesthetic last summer, Dr. Conrad Murray has found himself being blamed for his death.....kind of feel for the guy.....he was balls-deep in debt......probably thought, “I can make a fortune off this freak”...and then...DOH!

What is with the hand gestures young people use today.....I have asked what they mean....people doing them don't know.......one suggests Los Angeles gang signs......then why is a 12 yr old in Fencepost Saskatchewan doing them?

And one from my buddy Jerry Perisho......"If Toyota thinks its accelerator pedals are sticky pains in the ass.... just wait until they meet the class-action attorneys there"

Benny's Rant Today:  Mary J. Blige and a “super-group” of others including Idol's Randy Jackson, plan to re-record Led Zeppelin's “Stairway to Heaven”........NO-NO-NO!!!.....some things you don't touch.....it was a “super-group” that recorded it in the first place!!   THEY MUST BE STOPPED!!

That will be it for today, don't forget to drop me a line, if your lucky, I won't respond. I'm on facebook and twitter....ben_burnett for tweets or e-mail me....... ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca