Sunday’s Super Bowl game was watched by more TV viewers than any other show in U.S. television history.....Las Vegas odds-makers say the Indianapolis Colts are favoured to win the 2011 Super Bowl, next February....Detroit Lions are under-dogs again.....just ahead of our local high school team.
After Peyton Manning's interception in the Superbowl Sunday, Brett Favre called Peyton Manning to offer condolences....he told Peyton he can't remember ever throwing one like that in a big game though.
LAPD and DA's office in California fight over the way Dr Conrad Murray is arrested...cuffs or no cuffs....catered or not.....the circus begins.....
The District of Columbia digs out from a snowstorm. It is huge. In fact, Washington hasn’t seen this much white since Marion Barry was Mayor.
A nineteen-year-old New Zealand girl auctioned her virginity online for thirty-two thousand dollars last week. She won't reveal the name of the winning bidder......in other news Warren Beatty began filming in New Zealand this week....OH.....now I get it.....Warren gets it.
A 12 year old student in New York City was arrested for doodling on her school desk.....she was later hired by the Feds when they discovered she had doodled the cure for the economic crisis.
A 3 point earth-quake hit New Brunswick over the week-end.....guy's if it was at that crucial point.....go with it......It was YOU that made the earth move!
Tough economic times have made a bigger market for cheaper brands of alcohol......actually Aqua Velva is nice....get it at the drug store.....comes in different colours, so you can make shooters....there's something about an Aqua Velva Man!!!
Groaner alert....An Australian man set a record by swallowing eighteen 28-inch-long swords.....at the celebration afterwards the man couldn't eat....he said everything had a metallic taste.
McDonald's in Italy is introducing the new McItaly Burger -- Italian beef, Asiago cheese and artichoke spread.......they have a strange TV commercial where Ronald McDonald dressed as a Mafia don stuffs the "Burger King" into the trunk of a black Cadillac.
A 5.7 earthquake shook southern Mexico, Monday.....turns out it was just the "fall out" of the nation wide burrito-eating contest the day before.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are suing the world......oh wait... it's a newspaper called News Of The World, which last month reported that Brad and Angelina were on the brink of a split....they claim to be in love....how could Angelina Jolie really love Brad Pitt? After all, he has got a beard that makes him look like he put glue onto his chin and rubbed it on a wire-haired terrier.
BREAKING NEWS----Toyota buy's “Zoom, zoom, zoom” song from Mazda until the accelerator problem is fixed.
The Nova Scotia Speaker's Office released the names Monday of all politicians with expense claims deemed excessive or inappropriate by the auditor general.....On his first day back to work after a two-week vacation in Arizona, Premier Daryl Dexter said he regrets his claims for $2,100 for a digital camera and $5,500 for two high-end laptops....$2,750 each.....Hey Daryl.....our laptop cost $500.....bet the solitaire game is the same!!
An Alaskan dentist fixed the injured beak of a bald eagle using a temporary crown and putty...... Now the eagle is asking while they are at it if they can do something about the white head....maybe some streaks and highlights.
Gotta go....putting away the NFL stuff and dragging out the NASCAR goodies.....Daytona 500 this Sunday....good ol boys are confused.....they have their Superbowl at the start of the season!!
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