ANN COULTER A VICTIM IN CANADA...AWWW

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher says he'll likely never recover from an on stage attack in Toronto that left him feeling like he "had been hit by a bus."......the defense has asked that Gallagher be hit by a bus so he can be sure the comparison is accurate.

Finance Minister Jim Flaherty will ask Canadians how best to reform the country's pension system.......some options he said were: beefing up mandatory contributions, adding a voluntary supplement, better educating the public and lethal injection at age 70.

International Olympic Committee president Jacques Rogge says close attention will be paid to athletes suspected of doping and lying about their age at the first Summer Youth Games in Singapore this year.....upset Russian officials claim a lot of 14 yr old girls have beards and biceps.

The Government in New Brunswick will propose new anti-bullying legislation on Wednesday that will give educators more power to address problem situations.....the head of the school board said "We don't think tasers will cause permanent damage to teens"

Irish bishop quits, begs 'forgiveness and pardon' from children abused by priests he shielded.....let the healing begin by letting the bishop and the abused spend some quality time alone.....in a locked, sound-proof room.

Here's a thought....want to be a Catholic priest?....agree to chemical castration....if your vow is real....it should not matter.

Police in Connecticut say they had ample warning of a bank robbery because the two suspects called the bank ahead of time and told an employee to get a bag of money ready.....and to put on "sumpin frilly cuz we're hittin the town tonight"

The trial of a Canadian soldier accused of killing a wounded and disarmed Taliban fighter in Afghanistan will begin today.....he claims it was a mercy killing.....gives a new twist to the old farmer saying of "shoot, shovel and shut-up!"

Statistics Canada reports 698,800 people received regular Employment Insurance benefits in January, down 47,700 from December......in other news....47,700 new welfare cases reported in January said Statscan.

Scientists conducting a survey for the U.S. military say they photographed an endangered right whale giving birth near the coast of Georgia......a left whale, who refused to be identified, said the un-married whale in question had spent alot of time off the coast of Argentina last year.

A new species of dinosaur has emerged from the rocks in the western state of Utah.....named the "Polygusaurus" peculier to the region, the large plant eater was always surrounded by smaller, perhaps female creatures....paleontologists suggest in-breeding may have led to their demise.

JetBlue is keeping its corporate headquarters in New York City after considering a possible move to Orlando, Fla......the airline and New York State have also agreed to a joint branding deal for the iconic "I Love NY" logo......it will be very visable given the jets rarely move.

Ann Coulter took aim at a University of Ottawa administrator Monday night, saying an e-mail from the school warning her to use “restraint, respect and consideration” when addressing Ontario students during a speaking tour this week made her a victim of a “hate crime.” .....she will be filing a complaint with the Human Rights Commission alleging hate speech......it's true.....no joke here.....oh OK....Whats the diff between Ann Coulter and a camel?....although they look the same.....a camel has bigger humps and is usefull.

Ann now moves to the U of Alberta for her next session of verbal diarrhea.... @ben_burnett for Twitter  friend me on Facebook  drop me a note at ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca