The restaurant chain Friendly's is anything but.....advertising create your own meal for $9.99.....apparently Prosciutto wrapped Duck Breast with Linganberry sauce and a side of steamed white asparagus with a hint of truffle oil isn't what they meant.
Rick Nash for the Columbus Blue Jackets is listed in the teams injury report as "lower body/flu".....that really means he has the shits....don't go near him.
Blockbuster Video may file for bankruptcy.......customers have been confused since the DVD came out.....they don't know how to re-wind them.
British Airways are entering 5th day of cabin crew strike......passengers say service has increased to bearable.
Watching the NCAA March Madness over the week-end on CBS.....every time Jim Nantz spoke, I was waiting for David Feherty to break in...."Jim, it's shots like that, that'll put you in the broadcast booth"
More on the NCAA basketball......try saying woeful Wofford after 6 rye and waters.
The Canadian government's $47.2-billion stimulus package contributed little to the country's economic turnaround, a study from the Fraser Institute suggests.....although it did keep one researcher busy at the Fraser Insitute.
Michael Jackson's doctor halted CPR on the dying pop star and delayed calling paramedics so he could collect drug vials at the scene according to a member of Jackson's entourage.....Dr. Murray said he was going to return the drugs to the pharmacy because they didn't seem to be working properly.
Ontario has suspended a program aimed at fast-tracking the certification of some foreign doctors.....Toronto patients of a newly placed doctor from Zimbabwe were perplexed when they were asked to pay for services with roosters and goats.
Warner Bros. says it will open a development studio in Montreal ......for language reasons Pepe Le Pew will be in charge of operations.
Golf Channel's Kelly Tilghman has been fielding alot of questions about her interview with Tiger.....what everyone really wants to know is how long did it take him to ask her out.
The waste of oxygen that is Ann Coulter was in Canada to give a speech at the U of Western Ontario.....the American is famous for saying Canadians are "lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent" and the unforgettable "all Muslims be banned from airlines and use flying carpets.".....when a 17 yr old muslim girl told Coulter she didn't have a flying carpet, Coulter told her to "take a camel.".......she should have added that if the girl has "never seen a camel, they look alot like me, only prettier."
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