President Dmitry Medvedev said Russia must defend its claims to the Arctic by strengthening border guard forces in the region......"If our athletes can no longer ski or skate........we must find something for them to do"
Higher oil prices will not be enough for Newfoundland and Labrador to balance the books in the upcoming budget, Premier Danny Williams says......."That heart surgery I had in the States cost more then I thought"
Germany's leader Angela Merkel called the Catholic sex abuse scandal a major challenge to German society and warned the only way to come to terms with it was to "find out everything that has happened."......she initially used the word "probe" but quickly retracted it hearing the snickers of the mostly male parliament.
Drone kills 9 in Pakistan.........I didn't know Prime Minister Harper was giving a speech there?
Wal-Mart officials are reviewing security tapes to try to determine who used a New Jersey store's public-address system to tell "all black people" to leave......I'd check where they sell sheets.
Wal-Mart officials are reviewing security tapes to try to determine who used a New Jersey store's public-address system to tell "all black people" to leave.....it was all a mis-understanding.....a "flash mob" dance was about to begin and they didn't want to embarrass the white people.
Singer/actress Miley Cyrus is planning to take a hiatus from her music career.....to the relief of music fans everywhere.
People in Fargo, N.D., are scrambling to protect buildings along the rising Red River.....wow.....who would have thought there would be flooding along the Red River.
The world's shortest man, Pingping of China, who was 2' 5", has died in Italy, where he was to take part in a TV show......fellow country-man and NBA star 7' 6" Yao Ming said he would miss him......"I used to shove him down my shorts when I was picking up chicks"
A recently released document shows how U.S. federal investigators are using Facebook to gather evidence and uncover suspects' private information........Aha.....I knew they were screwing with my Farmville!!!!
Family and friends cheered as the destroyer HMCS Athabaskan and its crew of 240 arrived back home in Halifax after an eight-week deployment in Haiti......the reunions will begin once the ship is unloaded.......and the Haitian refugees clinging to the sides are removed.
Michael Jackson's estate will get up to $250 million in the next seven years......Elvis turns to Michael and say's......."I told ya son, just disappear and your rich again.....now pass me some fried chicken"
Antiques Roadshow 400 yrs from now........"This chair dates from the late 20th, early 21st century.....you can tell the owner was a Toronto hockey fan, given the marks here, you can see where his fingers were dug in to the upholstery"
Prime Minister Stephen Harper fielded questions on hot topics in his first YouTube interview Tuesday night, and the favourites by far concerned the legalization of marijuana......."It would be too easy to tax weed and wipe out the deficit".....pssst....he didn't say that....it's just what everybody hoped.
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