That spring ahead one hour thing must really screw up Jack Bauer of "24"......I suppose he tortures people over lunch to make up for it.
A Montreal man the FBI once called Canada's biggest movie pirate will be sentenced on Tuesday for illegally distributing copyrighted material on the internet.....the harshest part of his sentence calls for "Hannah Montana: The Movie" to be played on a loop in his cell.
Several Toyota executives are scheduled to appear at a House of Commons committee hearing in Ottawa to answer questions about recent recalls....and to finish up the seal meat in the Parliament cafeteria that nobody will eat.
The Toronto Transit Commission won't say what punishment a driver might face after allegedly driving a bus while intoxicated......the driver's union has been pushing for a vodka only rule for driver's......passenger's can't smell it.
The last known wild wolverine in the state of Michigan was found dead this weekend, apparently of natural causes......although the people who found it swear they could hear the song "Cat Scratch Fever" playing close by.
A 600-pound woman in New Jersey says she's okay with being fat and actually is trying to gain another 400 pounds.......isn't that "Precious?"
Facebook is opening an operations office in India, its first in Asia.......oh, that's great.....now there will be "Quiky-Martvilles" all over Facebook.
Lady Gaga has sparked fears for her health after she appeared "dazed and dizzy" during a concert in Auckland, New Zealand on Sunday......I figure you would have to be "dazed and dizzy" to buy her concert tickets.
Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras had a public spat during a charity tennis tournament...........when asked to comment John McEnroe said......"You want a spat....I'll give you a spat.....how could you call that a spat....are you out of your mind.....this is a spat......you idiot!!!!!"
"Taking on Tyson" will be a new show on Animal Planet that will pit Mike Tyson, a novice pigeon racer, against serious competitors and promises to bring audiences inside this "intensely competitive and bizarrely fascinating world."......oh it will be bizarre alright....especially when Mike bites the head off his losing pigeon.
The world has failed at protecting tigers in the wild, bringing an animal that is a symbol to "the verge of extinction," a top United Nations wildlife official said Monday.....in other news the first pictures of Tiger and Elin surfaced Monday, perhaps bringing an end to Tiger in the wild......
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