The Washington Nationals say President Barack Obama will throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the team's opening day game April 5 ........he's a lefty........what a coup to sign him as a middle reliever.
NASA and the National Academy of Sciences are joining the government's effort to figure out what caused the sudden acceleration problems that led to Toyota's massive recalls.......next time you stop in at Earl's Garage down the road for a problem, ask him if he could get his team of rocket scientists to check it out.
The red replica Ferrari 250GT Spyder California sports car made famous in the hit '80s film Ferris Bueller's Day Off will be on the auction block just north of London next month.....the current owner claims it still has the smell that was caused when Matthew Broderick shit himself.
Toyota is not the only Canadian vehicle manufacturer to have problems with sticky gas pedals causing accidental acceleration, according to an analysis of 12 years' worth of Transport Canada recall data.....sorry?......oh, that sound you hear is lawyer drool dripping on gleaming mahogany.
A copy of the 1938 edition of Action Comics No. 1, which features Superman's debut sold Monday for $1.5 million US in an online auction........Superman would be useless today......the Chinese use all the kryptonite in toy paint.
Ten cents on the dollar may be the most investors in southern Ontario will get in return for their estimated $50 million in loans entrusted to Ponzi suspect Robert Mander......Mander's lawyers insist that and the accompanying fruit basket, pen and calendar should be more then enough.
Organizers of the Royal Nova Scotia International Tattoo are hoping to resolve a dispute over a set of stairs that is keeping the 83 yr old Queen from attending the event.....they are now looking at a high wire entrance like the one used by Pink at the Grammy awards.
A Tennessee man who ran naked through a grocery store has been charged with indecent exposure......it did reinforce the fact that subliminal advertising works...the store’s sales of sausage skyrocketed. (Many thanks to Jerry Perisho for an assist on this one....check out his blog....link on the right)
Scientists say that tobacco could be used as a biofuel in the future......the only problem found is when you're low on fuel.....the car becomes irritable.
The world's largest atom smasher set a record for high-energy collisions on Tuesday by crashing proton beams into each other at three times more force than ever before......this could be dangerous......?backwards going starts time if What....oh oh.
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton told CBC's The Hour that the United States would like Canada to stay in Afghanistan after 2011......after the camera's were shut off she said "No reason for both our country's to be there......we could go off and attack some one else"
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