EASTER CHOCOLATE...IT'S GOOD FOR YOU....HAVE ANOTHER EAR

On this day in 2002: The Netherlands legalizes euthanasia.......which means nothing because Holland is in Europe....duh!

Well ladies here is proof that being blond is gender nuetral.... TMZ and Harvey Levin suggests that people should not be travelling to Mexico because of the violence....he asks "Do you know what is going on down there?"....to which pretty boy with the long blonde hair replies...."Yea, they're charging American prices for beer....come on....it's Mexico man"

A genealogist for Ancestry.com has discovered that Madonna and Ellen DeGeneres are related through a 10th great-grandfather - Martin Aucoin of France - whose daughters emigrated to Nova Scotia in the early 1600s......when asked for comment, the matriarch of the Nova Scotia Aucoin's said "Good....more family to help with the eel fishing business"

The federal government tabled more than 6,000 pages of additional documents in the House of Commons Thursday......this comes one week after the government's initial tabling of 2,500 documents related to the Afghan detainee controversy......most of the text is blacked out.....the rest of it say's " "......riveting isn't it.

Scientists say elephants are like “4-wheel-drive animals”, with power being generated independently to each limb......not to be confused with the wild "Tiger".......all the power goes to one central limb. (Assisted by Jerry Perisho)

Shaw Communications will air the upcoming Masters golf tournament in 3-D, beating other Canadian cable and satellite distributors to the punch.....pass on this.....nobody want's David Feherty IN their living room.

A breakthrough in treating sleeping sickness has been announced by British and Canadian researchers.......they say they have found a compound that ca..........."zzzzzzz"

The cruise ship season will have it's earliest start ever in Sydney NS. this year.......the first passengers are scheduled to arrive in April 20 aboard the Costa Atlantica......the ship just sits there all day......hummm.....wonder if they leave the keys in those things?

The financial situation at First Nations University is so dire the school is facing the prospect of major layoffs and campus closings in spite of last-minute government funding......hey, what a about a casino!!!

A law that came into effect Thursday making it mandatory for doctors and nurses to tell police when they see patients with gunshot or stab wounds has some health professionals worried......."Don't you fret little lady....Marshall Dillon's here to protect you"

Have a good Easter everyone...send me a note at ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca @ben_burnett on Twitter and Facebook.