Paul McCartney was reportedly left fearing for his safety after his tour bus came under attack from a group of thugs in a tough area of Mexico on Friday night......officials were shocked when they finally captured the ring leader and discovered it was Ringo Star
Katy Perry has threatened her record label bosses she will fall pregnant if they refuse to cut back on her busy work schedule......the line forms here gentlemen.....one at a time please!!!!!
Joe Walsh has filed for a restraining order against his neighbour, who is an elderly man in his 70's, who allegedly threatened to kill him.......no wonder he "ain't never been there".....they tell him it's nice
Olivia Newton-John's former lover Patrick McDermott has no plans to contact his ex-girlfriend after he was discovered alive and well in Mexico five years after supposedly drowning in a boating accident........Man, I hate her singing too, but not that much......stop singing Grease!!!!!
Britney Spears has crushed all competition on Twitter.com......the pop princess has become the first person on the social networking site to garner more than 5 million followers.......of course it would take a bird brain.
Bret Michaels fuelled rumours he will replace Simon Cowell on American Idol as he made his concert comeback in Biloxi, Mississippi on Friday following a string of health scares.......which were corrected by 8 hours of surgery to loosen his bandana.
The Bank of Canada did the expected and raised its benchmark interest rate to 0.5 per cent on Tuesday, the first interest hike in nearly three years......yea....I'm not interested either.
Flooding and landslides from a tropical storm have killed at least 150 people and made thousands homeless in Central America, officials say.....hurricane season officially begins today so, that storm is actually illegal.
Sarah Ferguson told Oprah on her show today she had been drinking and was "not in my right place" when she was caught on video offering to sell access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew......drinking, red hair.....she must be with the IRA.
Calgary MP Rob Anders is raising eyebrows for signing a card in support of Canadian troops with the handwritten message: "When in doubt, pull the trigger."......Anders must have thought the message was for American troops.
Women who need to take antidepressants early in pregnancy have an increased risk of miscarriage, Canadian researchers say.....the depression happens when they realize that the childs father is the one laying on the couch scratching, burping and farting.
Pregnant women and new mothers in Canada's North who are trying to quit smoking could get help from a $350,000 federal project......called the Blue Light Campaign, families will get a blue light bulb to install on their porch to signal the family has committed to smoking outdoors or to quitting altogether....not to be confused with the Red Light campaign, that caused the problem in the first place.
An expert panel advising the World Health Organization is weighing whether to declare the H1N1 flu pandemic over......or to continue scaring the hell out of people for another year or so.
Back to usual hopefully.....Find me on Facebook and send me an e-mail ben.burnett33@yahoo.ca
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